to fruits fans

hello!!
i know it has been long since we updated this fansite
but its because we are too busy with our packed schedules
you all must understand that we have many appointments
with presidents of big countries like USA,
although he keep pleading us to meet him

and the gifts our fans sending in is piling up,
higher than mount everest already
if this continues, we have to ban gifts from being send in
so please stop sending in if you still want to contact us

our manager decided to have a fansign on wednesday, june 4
there are some rules for you all so the fansign will not be in chaos

1. please dont ask for hugs from fruits, as other fans will jealous
2. please do not ask anything more from the fruits other than signatures n handshakes
3. refrain from taking fruits photos as it cost alot
4. dont try to give gifts to us as we only accept expensive one
5. you musn't be close to a fruit, nearest distance is 100m, so pls watch it
6. please dont wait at the central area (protected with railings) as the fruits will be arriving in personal airplane, this is to prevent fans from being squashed
7. anti fans of fruits (quite impossible) please dont come as we dont know what our bodyguards will do
8. you can only get our signature if you purchase our cd cover, our pen ink is not suitable to sign on a cheap A4 size paper
9. please refrain from touching the fruits!! we are very sensitive towards germs
10. plese do not bring food to the area, only expensive ones as our fansign area is very expensive

please obey these rules as,
bodyguards are everywhere.
we are not sure if you will go back in one piece,
so try to surpress ur love for us
thankyou!!
lets hope this fansign run smoothly ok.

P/S: if a fan break one rule, the fansign will be cancelled!! ty!!

-fresh grapes